Reparations for the Animals

Reparations for the Animals

Oh One Without a Second, I come before you as a lawyer—not by trade and training, but by my nature—asking Compensation and Reparations for the Animals. With the discarnate Cat Fatty Lumpkin (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.) and A Certain Horse, I come not as Your slave and...
Committee Meeting: Chain Reactions

Committee Meeting: Chain Reactions

Warning: The following does not claim to be an accurate representation of the Higher Planes or the Way Everything Works if We Only Knew. The idea came to the author while changing a cat box at 4:00 a.m. It is what is is, baby. The Muslim Council overseeing its...